Anurag691: 2010

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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

I almost cried

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->"

* SECURITY in PAKISTAN *

*** SECURITY in PAKISTAN ***: "Forum: Jokes & Funny Images
Thread starter: vinky
Message author: Ac17
Number of replies: 1"

Funny SMS - What is da opposite of achaar?

Funny SMS - What is da opposite of achaar?: "

Arz kiya hai....

Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya

Majnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!

==== Funny SMS ====

Hum Agar khushi se mare to tumhe pa kar marenge.

Agar gum se mare to tume khokar marenge.

Gum hoga na koi dunia se jane ka,

Jaise b mare tere hokar marenge.

==== Funny SMS ====

Beat dis PJ-

BRUCE LEE was a gr8 man,

but aftr his sister gave birth

2 a baby he bcame an ordinary man.

Socho!

he bcame

MAMU LEE !

==== Funny SMS ====

BAAP OF ALL PJ's

What is da opposite of achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle = pee-kal

So opp of

pee-kal is pee aaj = peeaaj = onion!!

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Mrs Brooks and first grade pupil...

(wow) Amazing Optical Illusion - different pic from distance

Delhi Ka anubhav ek kavi ki zubani !

Delhi Ka anubhav ek kavi ki zubani !: "

As – Salaam – Alikum,

Kiran Wrote :

Hi,

Dilli ka Anubhav ek Kavi ki zubani

Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha. Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka

rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho.

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya.

Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, “bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?”

jawab mila, “bechna nahi hai..”

taxi chod, maine bus pakad li, conductor se pooncha, “ji.. kya mein

cigarette pi sakta hoon?”

wo gurrra kar bola, “hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai.”

Maine kaha, “par wo janab to pi rahe hai!”

Phir se gurrrraya, ” usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai.”

Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya.

Manager se kaha, ” mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe.

Manager ne kaha, “rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?”

Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, “ek paani ka gilas milega.”

Usne jawab diya, “nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai.”

Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,

Raste me ek sahab se pooncha, “janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?”

Janab hans kar bole, ” peechle bis saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi

hai….”

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada Usne poocha,

“dilli kaise aana hua?”

Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, Maine bhi jawab diya, “Train

se..”

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha, “areeee sunti

ho… mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taja taja khilao..”

sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.

Kaha, “taji hawa kha lijiye.”

Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha, “areeee sunti ho…inhe jara

apna chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana.”

Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi, Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue

bhabiji se kaha, “bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi….?”

Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya, “yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to aachar chalis

saal purana kaise hota..?”

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko soola rahi thi, Saath me

lori bhi ga rahi thi, “diploma so ja, diploma so ja.”

Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, “yaar ye diploma kya

hai?”

Dost ne jawab diya, “mere pote ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma

lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi, isiliye hamne iska naam diploma

rakh

diya.”

Phir maine pooncha, “aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?”

Dost ne jawab diya, “bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye….”

Best Regards,

Vaseem Ahmed Ismail

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The Day of the Bean!!!

The Day of the Bean!!!: "

If Mr. Bean Had A Baby

If Mr. Bean Was In Avatar

If Mr. Bean Was Justin Bieber

If Mr. Bean Had A Daughter

If Mr. Bean Was Lady Gaga

If Mr. Bean Was Bin Laden

If Mr. Bean Was In Legally Blonde

If Mr. Bean Was In Orphan

If Mr. Bean Was A pirate

If Mr. Bean Was The Pope

If Mr. Bean Was Harry Potter

If Mr. Bean ran For President

If Mr. Bean Was Tomb Raider

If Mr. Bean Was In Twilight

FIXED THE IMAGES....CHECK THEM OUT!!!!!

Bhokal and Nagraj Raj Comics Animation on youtube

Bhokal and Nagraj Raj Comics Animation on youtube: "

Here are two videos from youtube which are based upon pratham bhokal and omerta nagraj comics. These animations are upto the standard and the background score is awesome. Listen them with good quality speakers then you will deel the sound. I liked it very much.

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Expectation of my boss!...

Bug found in your email take it back...

Interesting Fact of Life...

Finally! My “Top Freeware” page is updated

Finally! My “Top Freeware” page is updated: "

Top freeware illustration2

I just updated my “Top Freeware” page, which was very (very) long overdue, and making it into a “Top 30″ listing in the process instead of the previous “Top 20″.

I’d like this page to become a go-to destination for readers who are seeking the best free software to install on their brand new PC’s. I am very frequently asked questions like “hey which free Antivirus should I install?” or “what free Torrent client do you recommend?”, and would like to be able to respond with “just go to my Top 30 page”.

So, therefore, check out my new and improved “Freeware Top 30” page. Better still, send it to all of your friends, colleagues, and acquaintances.

One caveat: the selections of programs on the list is a very personal one, any includes programs that some readers may find to be surprising choices. I do try to make an argument, though, for why a particular program is included on the list.

Lastly, note that the list is a work in progress. I am already working on the next 20 installments to make it into a “Top 50″ list.

Go to the “Freeware Top 30” page!

Restore Win 7 boot entry after XP install

Restore Win 7 boot entry after XP install: "

Hello friends,

I have WIN 7 on my laptop and subsequently installed WIN XP. Since I installed XP after WIN 7, the boot entry for WIN 7 is not showing up in the multiple OS options.

I am already aware that this can be repaired using WIN 7 DVD.

My question is : Can this be done without the WIN 7 dvd, using some third party software ?

(My laptop dvd drive is not working, last option is to make a USB WIN 7 bootable stick)

any suggestions ... ?