Funny SMS - What is da opposite of achaar?

Funny SMS - What is da opposite of achaar?: "

Arz kiya hai....

Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya

Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya

Majnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!

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Hum Agar khushi se mare to tumhe pa kar marenge.

Agar gum se mare to tume khokar marenge.

Gum hoga na koi dunia se jane ka,

Jaise b mare tere hokar marenge.

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Beat dis PJ-

BRUCE LEE was a gr8 man,

but aftr his sister gave birth

2 a baby he bcame an ordinary man.

Y?

Socho!

he bcame

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MAMU LEE !

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BAAP OF ALL PJ's

What is da opposite of achaar?

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Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle = pee-kal

So opp of

pee-kal is pee aaj = peeaaj = onion!!

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